SCOOT OVER A LITTLE BIT! REVIEW- SCOOTER ON THE WALL, SDA MARKET!



"Let's go to Scooter."
"I can't see it."
"It's at the end of the market. Look for the Scooter. Duh."
The literal scooter on the wall didn't stand out, but Scooter on the Wall did! Located in HKV's lesser known sister market, SDA, Scooter on the Wall looks like a small door through an office building. But once you step inside, it's so much more.
I didn't catch the overall theme of the place, but it was comforting. A tone of mustard and orange set a nice and calm mood. Large swinging seats were perfect for hours of good food, good music and good conversations.

The service was commendable as they let my friend wait for us alone at a table for 6. (DON'T JUDGE US FOR BEING LATE. DELHI TRAFFIC DURING MONSOON SUCKS)

A printed out menu awaited us as we were welcomed by VH1 and the smell of Hookahs. The place was full and not a seat empty. Except ours. BECAUSE WE WERE FASHIONABLY LATE.

We ordered quite a load for 3 people.

•Virgin Mojito: Because my friend is a basic beach.

•Spicy Kiwi: I ordered this drink on recommendation of the waiter. It wasn't spicy. It didn't taste like Kiwi. Disappointment in a glass.

•Watermelon and Kala Khatta: I can't comprehend what is it with girls and Kala Khatta?

•The Wagon Platter: HERE'S ME THINKING WE SHOULD ORDER A MASSIVE PLATTER TO REALLY FILL US UP. BUT NOOOOO. SCOOTER GAVE US A DELICIOUS PLATE OF FOOD BUT NOT ENOUGH OF IT. Don't get me wrong here. Every single item on the platter was smack-dab great. I moaned after every bite of the pasta that was on it. But if they could just bump up the portion sizes, that'd be great.


•Buffalo Wings: IT WAS HARD EXPLAINING TO MY FRIENDS WHY THEY WERE CALLED BUFFALO WINGS. Because they originated from Buffalo, New York. They're famous for being burn-your-butt spicy. The ones here were more BBQ, than Spicy. BUT THEY WERE SO GOOD. I'VE HAD CHICKEN WINGS BEFORE, BUT NONE SO SUCCULENT, JUICY, TASTY... I'm salivating just thinking about them. Give me a moment here. Please. Let me be. I LOVE YOU, BUFFALO WINGS.



•Crispy Chicken in Thai Peanut Sauce: From one amazing chicken dish, we thought we had a winner with this one. Crispy Fried Chicken with a dipping sauce. What could go wrong? Unfortunately, everything. Thin slices of chicken breast in some sort of tasteless batter. The chicken was rubbery and had no real taste. SAD.


•Truffle Cake with Vanilla Icecream: Hot Fudgy Cake. Cold Vanilla Icecream. A match made in heaven, perfected by Scooter on the Wall. 2 scoops of icecream and a plate full of crushed up chocolate truffle cake with a layer of hot fudge running underneath it. It played with textures, temperatures, tastes and emotions. I broke up with the Buffalo Wings to be with this.

We were ecstatic with the service we were provided, along with the food. The only setback at the end was that a third of the bill was the tax. WHY U DO DIS GOVERNMENT? Y?


₹626 PER HEAD
I'D RATHER GET HIT BY A SCOOTER.
PUNS. PUNS EVERYWHERE.

Comments

  1. Unknown9 August 2016 at 22:22

    Love this. Only one thing, I'd like to recommend.. kam kha. Love you

    ReplyDelete

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